
You don't have to be interested in Cuba to find the idea of visiting Fidel Castro interesting. In fact, if Fidel Castro lived in somewhere less exciting than Slough on the day of a train strike, the thought of interviewing the Santa Claus of international socialism would nevertheless set any hack's pulse racing faster than a pulsar-towed Shergar. Anyhow, Thomas Keown lives in one of the world's most interesting cities - one I had longed to visit for years. But he is such an ambulating compendium of greatest hits packages covering every genre of human existence that he would make a visit to Milton Keynes seem like a moonshot. Over the hundred hours or so in the western hemisphere I thought and laughed harder than I had for yonks.

















